Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))